1. Throw a stick and tell him to "fetch"
2. Take him to the pet groomers for a haircut
3. Ask him why he doesn't glitter in the sun
4. Tell him Volvo makes better cars than Volkswagen
5. Ask him to stand in a freezer because he's too hot
6. Replace his pillow with one thats been used by a vamp
7. When he phases steal his clothes
8. Ask him if he ever drank water out of a toilet bowl
9. Paint his motorcycle hot pink
10. Buy him a Team Edward shirt
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